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ftfhal:

oh my god

ftfhal:

oh my god

(via gnarly)

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yabitter:

i googled “macbook air charger not working” and the results literally said “sit on it and warm it up” i can’t fucking believe this bullshit. it is the year of our lord 2013 and i am sitting on my mac charger like a mother bird trying to hatch an egg.

(via gnarly)

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nicevagina:

if a girl is mean to you just tell her she has bad eyebrows 

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gnarly:

guess im gonna be tasting some pepsi cola tonight ;))

gnarly:

guess im gonna be tasting some pepsi cola tonight ;))

(via so-humorous)

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digivolvin:

my little sister sleeps with a box of cheez-its next to her pillow and i always thought it was because she’s lazy and likes to have it for convenient snacking but last night she told me it’s because she likes seeing it first thing when she wakes up to remind her there’s good in the world

(via sniffing)

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"Confidence is being able to say “Fuck you, I’m the shit” without opening your mouth, say it with your walk, with your smile, say it with your entire being."

— Tati-Ana Mercedes (via bl-ossomed)

(Source: unpardeojitosnegros, via fineilljustdatemyselfthen)

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lecterings:

'where is the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago' an autobiography i'll never write because i keep losing the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago.

(via fineilljustdatemyselfthen)

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egberts:

*goes to a party and awkwardly follows friend around the entire time*

*goes to a family reunion and awkwardly follows mom around the entire time*

(via fineilljustdatemyselfthen)

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Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

stardusttx:

twirliest:

steampoweredplayer:

lollie-pond:

larryismyhallelujah:

thetasrose:

peachy-blisss:

myswagisnice:

I love my mom.

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I am risking nothing

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I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

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sorry followers :(

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

goddamn it

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

Koop

This has 1.2 million reblogs …
Ps not riskin it

1.4 almost
ps not risking it

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straighton—tilmorning:

My boyfriend is stupid and I definitely walked right into this one

and yes he’s in my phone as Killian shhhh don’t judge me