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mitunathehelicaptor:

“you’re here to learn” I’m here because it’s the fucking law

(Source: kaitokirishima, via sniffing)

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mitunathehelicaptor:

“you’re here to learn” I’m here because it’s the fucking law

(Source: kaitokirishima, via sniffing)

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hesitence:

i didnt lose my virginity, i know exactly who has it

(via feat)

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  • me: haha hey guys do u dare me to eat this whole thing of ice cream
  • them: no
  • me: *shaking my head and chuckling* i cant believe you guys are making me do this
  • them: we're not
  • me: *eating right out of the thing* this is so wild you guys you're so fucked up for making me do this
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boy48:

Ok you won a world cup but you still lost two world wars so chill

(via igotchu-san)

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

it’s weird how british people say “lift” instead of “elevator” and how my dad says “you are a dissappointment” instead of “i love you”

(via igotchu-san)

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simonjadis:

didihearthereadyset:

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I have a really hot waiter.

Guys he came back with my food and said, “Careful the plate is hot too.” So I asked, “too?” and hE TOUCHED MY SHOULDER THEN MADE A SIZZLING NOISE.
IM FREAKING OUT WHAT DO I DO.

HIM

(Source: racingbarakarts, via vehementnature)

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bussykiller:

same girl

(Source: beyonseh, via igotchu-san)